Sex Education
Thursdays on NetflixSex Education Quotes
Enough of the yearning looks, you pillock. Just tell her you like her already.
Joe
Host: She wrote this book in response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, and the performance of a so-called Sex Musical. So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book.
Jean: Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculum in schools, and so I created this easy to read manual to help empower our teenagers, and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults.
Host: Sounds a bit racy.
Jean: Well, if by racy, you mean highly researched and completely essential to the health and wellbeing of our children, then, yes, I suppose it is.
Boy: They're not still going on about Sex School, are they?
Maeve: Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before.
Can I come in or are you just gonna leave me out here?
Erin
New kid, we need to talk.
Eric
You ridiculous little man.
Eric
Adam's Mum: Is everything alright?
Adam: We were just, uh, doing karate.
Adam's Mum: Well, have fun.
Adam: You're going to ruin my makeup.
Eric: I will ruin you.
Adam: I look pretty.
Eric: Introducing Adamina from Moordale.
Jean: Nice day at school.
Otis: Yeah, it was okay. Your book is causing quite a stir. The press was there.
Jean: Hmm, it's not that controversial.
Boys: Groff loves penis.
Eric: How did the test go?
Adam: Have you got a problem?
Boy: No, sorry Adam.
Eric: What was that?
Adam: They were talking about me.
Eric: That doesn't mean you can hurt them.
Adam: Sorry.
Eric: No, i can't do this again.
Ruby: Shut up and have sex with me.
Otis: What are you sad about tonight?
Ruby: I'm a teenage girl, Otis. I'm always sad.
