Selfie Season 1 Quotes
More than a gaggle, less than a storm. Go help your enormous friend.
Julia
Charmonique: Okay Henry69.
Henry: That is in reference to the moon landing. And you had no right to be in my office!
We could probably find a million girls with bad dads and Henry would still find a way to screw it up.
Eliza
Its not that I am at all ungrateful for being the alternate office floater.
Terrance
It is taking every ounce of self control I have not to block this, it is like I want people to be happy, but on the other hand I don't.
Charmonique
I don't want you to think that I value my job more than I value our friendship, because I swear, its a tie.
Henry
Actually sir, she is more than a plus one. She is a VIP.
Henry
Before the day is over do one fun thing, just so Saperstein knows you are capable.
Eliza
The first lady of non-stop riding my jock.
Eliza
Ill strap on the speedo and we will meet at the pool.
Saperstein
The next morning I slept in, while Henry bored the crap out of everyone over scones.
Eliza
If I know that fruity rascal like I think I do, it would want us to carry on.
Saperstein