Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14: "My Screw Up" Quotes
Turk: All right, I'm gonna get right down to it. You tell Carla that my mole is inoperable, I will pay you ten thousand dollars.
Carla: Turk! I don't want you to do this!
Plastic Surgeon: The mole's inoperable.
Turk: The deal's off.
Dr. Cox: Benny, I appreciate your concern, but you just don't understand.
Ben: What don't I understand?
Dr. Cox: Well do you see all these people here? This is not some kind of senior citizens slumber party. I mean if it was, I would have already put Mr. Foredom's hand in a nice bowl of warm water. But god bless him, he's going to go ahead and wet the bed anyway.
J.D.: I got to win my money back from Leonard... You know the guy with the giant afro.
Turk: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Turk: You guys, I don't want to do this.
Elliot: Come on. No one's going to call you names.
Turk: I know, but...
J.D.: FACE! Butt-face.
Turk: Listen. My butt is fabulous. A slice of that up here, that's just me spreading the wealth.
Dr. Cox: Hey, hey, Val. You know, you know what's funny? Ever since I started taking care of your patients not one of them has died.
J.D.: Look. You want to be mad at me, that's fine. I get it. Okay. But Jordan called. And she wants to make sure you show this afternoon.
Ben: Oh. Right. That thing. Put us down for Ben plus one.
Carla: Hey. You've been here for sixty straight hours. You need to go home.
Dr. Cox: You know what I need. I need people to stop telling me what I should do.
Carla: Fine.
Ben: You know what you should do?
Dr. Cox: Aw. Why are you here?
J.D.: So wait. You think this was my fault?
Ben: Hey, this is an emotional situation. So, why don't you go easy on the kid?
Dr. Cox: It was your fault. Now get the hell out.
Ben: Well that was good. That was good listening.
Turk: Know what sweetie? I'm fine with getting rid of this mole. But you got to be willing to take my last name when we get married.
Carla: That's perfect. Of course I will.
Elliot: And there she goes. Mrs. Carla Butt-face.
