Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5: "Pumpkin Patch" Quotes
Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god, I'm burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst! They'll know I'm guilty!
Chanel
It smell like booty in here.
Denise Hemphill
So why are you baking toenail cookies and giving them to children? Why are you hurting them instead of Chanel?
Hester
Sorry. Not sorry.
Dean Munsch
I saw a girl last year dressed as Slutty Al-Qaeda!
Chad Radwell
That is such a Mary Todd Lincoln thing to say.
Chanel
I told you money was no object. I am gross rich, Cliff!
Chanel
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