Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 11: "Black Friday" Quotes
Here's what I think. When I was your age, I was thoughtless about sex. So thoughtless that I fathered twins with a girl whose name I can't remember. And those twins grew up to murder a bunch of people. Now I know that that might seem like an extreme consequence of teen sex, but the lesson remains the same.
Wes
Grace: We understand that as millennial feminists --
Dean Munsch: Wait, wait a minute. That's a thing?
Grace: Oh yeah!
Chanel: Totally. Being a millennial feminist means growing up listening to Taylor Swift say she doesn't like to think of the world as boys vs. girls.
Grace: Yeah and then graduating and entering the workforce only to realize that you make 20% less than men for doing the same job.
Pete: He was my Deep Throat.
Chad: So you were gay lovers.
Denise: Hold on, baby girl! Freeze! First day on the job and I caught a killer. Ha ha ha! Ain't no way you're getting out of this one, Zayday Williams!
Chanel: Wait, YOU have a gun?!
Oh my god. The mall is deserted. We've been shopping for, like, ever with no liquids or cotton balls!
Chanel #3
Arrested Man: I wanna know what I'm being charged with!
Police Officer: You drove your pick-up truck through the front window of a Best Buy. You killed or maimed 40 people.
At first I was like, "What a weird turkey." And then it clicked. "Damn. That's a head!"
Zayday