Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 1 Quotes
Actually the British accent is Happy's real voice. She's just been lying to us this whole time.
Toby
Yeah, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck. Cut me some slack.
Happy
Got snakes?
Happy
There's no 'I' in Scorpion. It's a figure of speech.
Toby
Walter: Punch me in the nose.
Happy: Finally.
Paige: Now what, hitchhike?
Happy: I'm not showing leg.
Our job is to protect people, not our own backsides.
Cabe
Ooo, Cabe's in trouble.
Toby
I trust my team.
Cabe
Are we judging people based on past resumes?
Walter
It's hard to keep fighting when you are listening to the lullaby your mother used to sing you.
Paige
Can you even read them when you can't understand what they are saying?
Paige