Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 2 Episode 14: "Sun of a Gun" Quotes
Ralph: You always yell at Toby. Why did you want me to do this?
Happy: The truth is, I'm falling for the guy.
Ralph: Ew, gross.
Happy: I know, right?
I'm sorry that your mother and I, we weren't the right family for you, but I'm glad to see you found the one that is.
Ken
All I hear is terrible singing. Happy, what are you contributing?
Toby
I wasn't prepared to raise a kid like you. There's no manual on how to raise a genius. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times cover to cover because I loved you from the moment you were born. I just didn't know how to show you.
Ken
Oh god, I should be recording this.
Toby
You're doing the boy parts.
Paige
I'm not the son that you want. Say it.
Sylvester
How could I trust something so important in the hands of someone I barely know? You left when you were fourteen.
Ken
I read the Encyclopedia when I was six, twice. I had a lot of free time.
Sylvester
Fish food. Books on fish. Photos of fish. This guy loves fish.
Happy
Toby: You are trying to eat dessert when they just served salad. Don't you know how to romance someone?
Paige: No he does not.
No excuses, Walt. Go see your new buddy and shake your money maker.
Happy