Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 1 Episode 4: "Shorthanded" Quotes
Luck doesn't exist. Math and science does.
Happy
I don't want to sound like Sylvester, but I'm terrified.
Toby
You brainiacs can't agree on anything, so I'm stepping up.
Paige
There are a lot of negative vibes in this room right now. I think a beer would help.
Toby
I'm the one who had to dig through a Salvation Army bin to pass as a lawyer to talk to you.
Toby
Slap my face with an ace!
Toby
That was so badass.
Paige
Walter: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Toby: Well, you did hack into NASA.
It was physics, not heroics.
Happy
I'm like a blind man at a peep show. What's the point?
Toby
Only you could turn blackjack into homework.
Toby
I don't believe it. This bed is sterile!
Sylvester