Royal Pains Season 2 Episode 3: "Keeping the Faith" Quotes
I may have lost one son, but I'm sure as hell not gonna loose another one.
Eddie
Just pet the goose.
Evan
Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.
Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.
Evan
Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.
Evan
Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.
Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.
I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.
Mrs. Neuberger
Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!
Evan