Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Episode 6: "No Country for Old Women" Quotes
When is your hearing going to go bad?
Jackie
They treat me like a fly in potato salad.
Beverly
Is this where birds stay when they go to Vegas?
Dan
It's not a hobby, dear, it's a symptom.
Beverly
Beverly: You've been grocery shopping for seven hours. What took you?
Jackie: Long lines.
Mark: Why do birds have houses when they have trees?
Dan: I'll do you one better and this'll bend your mind. Why do we cut down trees to make the wood for bird houses?
Mark: Whoa.
Dan: One day you'll have a brownie in college and it will make it even better.
Dan: How much would you say you eat a week?
Mark: Say whatever you have to, to get me in.
We each get her for a week.
Jackie
Jackie: I will take Darlene and her kids.
Roseanne: No, I like one of those kids.
I'm older so I hated her first.
Roseanne
Roseanne: You gotta take her.
Jackie: No, not a chance. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Beverly: Would it be rude of me to take my coffee in my room?
Roseanne: Go for it.
Jackie: Absolutely not.