Resident Alien
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Harry: Do not go down there. The floor's cracked, and if you go down there, you'll break your mama's back.
Mike: What'd he say about my mama?
Harry: Alien babies have a big appetite for high-calorie food.
Asta: Uh-huh.
Harry: There's nothing more junky than a human. We are in danger.
Mike: You sure? I'll come down and help.
Harry: No! I want to carry it myself. The ice feels good on my nipples.
Kate: Really sorry about that.
D'Arcy: Oh, don't worry. I've been peed on before.
Kate: I have, too. I kinda like it.
D'Arcy: I was talking about a frog I picked up when I was a kid.
Kate: Yeah, frogs. Me, too.
I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born; it is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy.
Harry [internal]
Sahar: Is your brain in your butt?
Max: I hope not.
Kate: Are they going to do anything about that sulfur smell? I'm gonna barf.
Ben: I don't smell anything. [chuckles] Hey, remember when you were pregnant and you had that sense of smell like a superhero? [chuckles] Hope you're not pregnant! Could you imagine?
Ben: Hey! Dr. V. Just thought I'd say hi. WOW. Great workspace. You, uh, you build birdhouses down here? You, uh, tinker? You like to tinker?
Harry: Yes. Sometimes it makes me shiver because of the warm urine leaving my body.
Ben: Why is everyone listening to this?
Dan: Because you're having a public fight, and we have ears.
Harry: Why do we have to ride on this train for two days? What if someone ties a lady to the tracks? If they tie her lengthwise, it could derail us.
Asta: It could, but it won't because this isn't a silent movie, Harry. And we didn't have a choice. I'm pretty sure TSA won't let you on a plane with something like that in the bag. Do you even know if or when it will hatch?
Harry: No, on my planet, we meet with a genetic partner. The partner who carries the offspring incubates hundreds of eggs. This is just one egg. One of my kind, mating with a human partner. I don't know what this will look like. I do not know when it will come. It could be hatching in a year. It could be hatching right now. Or, now. Or, now.
Asta: How did that window break?
Harry: I do not know. It is a very cheap train. Everything breaks. [he turns, his face covered in blood]
Asta: Oh my God. What happened to your face?
Harry: [feels his face] I may have killed the bad woman. It's OK! I threw her out the window. She's gone. Did you get my ice cream sandwich?
Harry: This is their home. I want to meet someone like me so maybe I can feel like I am home.
Asta: Yeah, about that. Um, I spoke to Violinda at the party. She knows Goliath. Or did know him. Um, he's dead, Harry.
Harry: Goliath was dead as soon as he became more human than me.
