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Red Band Society
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on FOXRed Band Society Season 1 Quotes
Finley: Are you really better?
Emma: I'm trying to be.
Kara: I will take your transformer leg and hit you over your patchy skull. Now kick the damn ball.
Leo: Have you ever thought of being a motivational speaker? It could be your calling.
Asking Nurse Jackson would defeat the purpose of a ditch day on every possible level.
Kara
Despite the bunk liver and the life threatening illness, I'm the picture of health.
Hunter
Smart and pretty. Bring those babies up to a C cup and you could be a triple threat.
Kara
Kara: You think I'm wrong?
Leo: I think no one's interested in listening to your crap today.
My job is to protect your heart, Kara, in every possible way.
Nurse Jackson
Go ahead, slut shame me all you want but I'm not the one lying to my boyfriend on a daily basis. How real can your relationship be if it's based on a lie.
Kara
Maybe that's the reason I got cancer in the first place, so my dream can finally come true.
Jordi
I am not about to waste my vagazzaling on the Make a Wish foundation.
Delaney
Does stupidity run in your family?
Nurse Jackson
Well if I'm gonna have a heart attack and die it may as well be during sex.
Kara