Steve: Would you guys like to come in? I just made a pot of ginger tea.
Sock: No, no thanks, we're straight

Sam: You guys think it's kind of weird we replaced our parents with a couple of gay dudes?
Sock: Weird, Sam? No. Genius

Oh, don't worry about it, Sammy, come on, Cady will come crawling back to you in a week when she realizes how much she misses your man muscle

Sock

Sock: Okay, I got another one. Supergirl or Wonder Woman.
Sam: Wonder Woman.
Ben: Definitely Wonder Woman.
Sock: There's something to be said for a woman who's into bondage, you know?

Sock: I've got places to be.
Ben: Where?
Sock: Like the Work Bench.
Sam: You picked up an extra shift?
Sock: Hey, man, I've got rent to pay now.
Sam: Wow, that's really responsible of you.
Sock: I know. No, I'm messing with you. No, I got to hook up with this chick in the pool. I met her on the elevator. She's so into me

Devil [appearing from a closet]: Finally leaving the nest, huh?
Sam: Finally coming out of the closet, huh?
Devil: Oh, a homosexual joke. Very witty

Sam: Glasses?
Devil: They help you see the true face of evil. [Sam starts to put them on looking at the Devil] Ah. You don't want to do that, Sam. Trust me, unless you brought a change of underwear

Sock: Let me get this straight, you want us to go jogging in the creepy woods where the soul has been killing people?
Sam: Yeah.
Sock: Okay, let's go...

Sock [to Sam]: Okay, I didn't wanna play this card. I really didn't but leave me no choice. The fact of the matter is you owe me. I've been there since the beginning, helping you to send escaped souls back to Hell, man. I've been the freaking Robin to your Batman.
Ben: What does that make me?
Sock: You're the weird English butler-guy. This is my new Batcave. I deserve a Batcave

Sam: You should hear the way she snores. Seriously, it's not normal. It's like she's a creature from the underworld.
Sock: Oh god, I love that movie, Kate Beckinsale, black spandex.
Sam: There's something wrong with her.
Sock: What?! Kate Beckinsale is perfection, what's wrong with you??

Reaper Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Sock [to Sam]: Okay, I didn't wanna play this card. I really didn't but leave me no choice. The fact of the matter is you owe me. I've been there since the beginning, helping you to send escaped souls back to Hell, man. I've been the freaking Robin to your Batman.
Ben: What does that make me?
Sock: You're the weird English butler-guy. This is my new Batcave. I deserve a Batcave

Sam: You should hear the way she snores. Seriously, it's not normal. It's like she's a creature from the underworld.
Sock: Oh god, I love that movie, Kate Beckinsale, black spandex.
Sam: There's something wrong with her.
Sock: What?! Kate Beckinsale is perfection, what's wrong with you??