Ray Donovan
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Last night, I wanted to take a pair of scissors and stab you. Then me, and the baby.
Teresa
I've done this a thousand times, I'm a professional.
Mickey
Well it's not going to lick itself.
Motel Owner
The two of you and your secrets.
Deb
Fuck you!
Abby
Why don't you go suck each other off in the corner somewhere?
Marisol
Bunchy: Jesus, Teresa, I gotta open up the club.
Teresa: And I gotta fuck!
Marisol: So now you want me gone?
Hector: Yes.
Marisol: Because you sure didn't want me gone when I had your dick in my mouth.
Marisol: Do you bounce your ass on your bosses cock? I bet you do.
Lena: Do you really think I waste my time on cock, you fucking idiot?
Mickey: I wouldn't have ratted on ya, son.
Ray: You always rat, Mickey.
Mickey: Maybe on some low lifes. Never on family. Never on family.
You know, if you can't see the trail of broken souls you leave in your wake, Ray, there's nothing I can do to help you. Nothing at all.
Father Romero
Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?