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Preacher
Sundays 10:00 PM on AMCPreacher Season 2 Quotes
Ewww. That was like, ugh. I feel like my eyes are going to barf.
Tracy
The Messiah is a moron.
Herr Starr
Tulip: Why didn't you send him to hell?
Jesse: I couldn't do that to another soul.
Jesse: This Jesus is not right in the head. He's an imbecile.
Tulip: They're all imbeciles, Jesse. Jesus, Buddah, the President and God is probably the biggest imbecile of them all.
You're a survivor, and you get to do it all with someone you trust. I've never had that.
Lana
Herr Starr: Are you blind, boy?
Bartender: No.
Herr Starr: Would you like to be?
Lana: Tulip, how'd you get so good at video games?
Tulip: My parents died.
He's in one of his agitated states. We should leave before he...discharges.
Herr Starr
Jesse: So, that's..he's the one that's going to rule the world.
Herr Starr: Like any royal family or Maltese puppy, inbreeding is to be expected.
What kind of world is it when a woman obeying a man is seen as his superpower? I have a date. Kill them all.
Herr Starr
Without God, there's no structure, no order. With no one at the wheel, we hit the rocks; it's chaos.
Jesse
Grail Guy: So this is worth all of this, huh?
Grail Lady: The best way to know your handbook is through concealed intimacy. It's in the handbook.