New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Quotes
The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
Winston
You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
Winston
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
Winston
I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
Schmidt
That's more like dork magic.
Nick
I want magic, is that so bad?
Nick
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
Cece
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
Schmidt
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
Nick
I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
Schmidt
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.
Schmidt
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
Nick
