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Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Episode 16: "Sisters" Quotes
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!
Jess
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?
Jess
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?
Nick
I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.
Schmidt
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
Sorry to interrupt--I know the morning is the most sensual time of day.
Jess's Mom
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