Palmer: It's weird.
McGee: Is that your official report?

I'm OK. I'm used to this place. That being said, I'd like to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.

Jack [to Gibbs]

Exactly how dangerous is this situation?

McGee [to Vance]

We caught the bad guy hours ago. Usually, we go home after that.

Gibbs [to Jack]

Torres: You got to hit the reset button.
Carter: You ever do that?
Torres: I have the opposite problem. I keep hitting it.

The problem is here [head] and here [heart].

Gibbs [to Palmer]

What I'd really like is a shower in private. I haven't had one of those since 1999.

Carter [to Torres]

You want my advice, Kase? Give [Palmer] space.

Gibbs [to Kasie]

Kasie: You seem unimpressed.
Gibbs: Yup.

Parenting -- it looks easy until you try it.

McGee

Close calls make you live harder.

Torres

Torres: Where's your brother?
Jesse: Dead. You killed him.
Torres: Sorry about that.
Jesse: We weren't that close.

NCIS Season 18 Quotes

Fornell: Then it's your own kid and you think, "Who's broken now?"
Gibbs: How's the pizza?

Gibbs: Let's do this, Butch.
Fornell: No, I'm Sundance. You're never not Butch.