NCIS
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Ryan Smith: What is this, self-help karaoke?
Jimmy: Honestly, I’ve got a million of these. I can do this all night long!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Gibbs
With that very healthy sense of self-preservation, I’m gonna ask you to stay alive so that we can both die like heroes a very long time from now when we’re old and gray, alright?
Jimmy
Ducky: Forgive me, Mr. Palmer, but I can’t resist the urge to give you one of my all-time favorite pieces of advice: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Gibbs: No.
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
Quinn [about a formerly broken plate]: How’d you get rid of the crack?
Abby [innocently]: Crack? What crack?
Why would you name a bull “Robert”?
McGee [asking the important question]
I’ve got three grandchildren! Two, I even like.
Fred
Nothing unusual in the basement. Just a boat.
Quinn
Agent from England, the one who looks like a sculpture?
Qasim [describing Reeves]
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
Gibbs
Bishop: I just don’t know how to say goodbye to him.
Reeves: Maybe you could close your eyes, and remember everything good.
