NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS: Los Angeles Season 11 Episode 9: "Kill Beale: Vol. 1" Quotes
Real agents. Fake agents. See the difference?
Callen
So. Have you ever done any modeling?
Sean [to Kensi]
Kensi: They don't call him 'Bulletproof Beale' for nothing.
Nell: No one calls him that except for Eric himself.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you've turned into a real boy, Pinocchio.
Sam [to Callen]
If we're lucky, [Eric's] suffocated from his own vomit already.
Fake agent
Sam: Then why hasn't anyone heard of it?
Kensi: Maybe one of us has.
Not exactly my taste but 12-year-old me would have liked it.
Callen [to Sam]
I'm really digging the whole abandoned restaurant motif.
Eric [to his kidnappers]
You're talking to the wrong man. I live at the marina. I live for fog.
Sam [to Callen]
Eric is fine, is going to be fine. And you two are going to be fine.
Kensi [to Nell]
It's like interviewing a damn sloth.
SFPD officer
I'm getting the sense that you're still mad at me.
Eric