Mulaney
Sundays 7:30 PM on FOXMulaney Season 1 Episode 6: "Patriot Acts" Quotes
Jane: I never enlisted, but I don't feel guilty about it.
Mulaney: Yeah, but its different for you.
Jane: Why because I am a girl?
Mulaney: No, because you are an immigrant.
Jane: You know what John, If anything I am more patriotic than you. I made a decision to come here.
Mulaney: Yeah, when you were two.
I haven't felt this unpatriotic since I took that picture in college with Michale Moore, granted at the time I thought he was Louis Anderson.
Mulaney
The real nice guys are The Expendables.
Jane
Marine: Where is your latrine.
Jane: Latrine. So French.
I only regret that I have but one seat to give for my country.
Motif
When it comes to the military, I am a special type of coward. I know something needs to be done, I just really hope that someone else does it first.
Mulaney