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Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Quotes
Ya' know what? As a former mall Santa, I vow to never comment on a sitting Santa, but you're a disgrace to the red and white.
Cam
I took a swing at a new way to cook a turkey.
Claire
Hey, what was all that squeaking in the garage? Are the raccoons back? Damn it!
Haley
I'm so stressed. I wish it was the '50s when it was healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.
Haley
Don't break Alex, she's our safety net.
Luke
Well, there it is. I'm just glad E.T. didn't land at your house.
Cam
I've admired you for a long time and if I haven't let you know that, that's on me. And I'm cissy-gendered enough to admit it.
Jay
Let's see those little bastards complain about that. Oh!
Principal Brown
Phil: Do or do not, there is no try.
Mitch: Please don't Yoda me.
I'm totally gay.
Gil
You got rid of Henifer!
Mitch
Don't Bugs Bunny me.
Gloria