Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Episode 9: "Mother Tucker" Quotes
In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
Gloria
I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.
Vitamin P
Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
Gloria
Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!
Phil
Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
Cam
I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
Haley
This is how I like to cuddle.
Cam's mother
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