Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 6 Episode 19: "Grill, Interrupted" Quotes
The family needs a leader, and I can't do it forever. You can handle it.
Jay
You're not going to drive me into a bad neighborhood to show me how lucky I am, are you?
Alex
I knew we should have poured the tequila in your belly button. That's why they have these systems in place.
Manny
If God wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on!
Phil
You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries!
Phil
I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma.
Claire
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