Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 6 Episode 2: "Do Not Push" Quotes
Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
Gloria: Bunny.
Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.
Claire
Okay you need to calm down. This college tour, not Oprah's favorite things.
Alex
Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.
Manny
I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.
Cam
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.