Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 1 Quotes
Solving a case is like solving a jigsaw puzzle. You gotta have patience but once that first piece fits then that whole jigsaw puzzle falls into place.
Rick
Funny. That's the Juliet I know. This majordomo living in paradise. That's a stranger to me.
Higgins' Friend
You hear that Willa? Luther's idea of a private investigator is someone who has no friends and drives a boring car.
You are absolutely detestable.
Higgins
Consider me Hawaiian Switzerland.
Kumu
Rick: Curious? Do you even take cash anymore?
Magnum: Yeah, it has been a while, but, you know, I get some cool things sometimes.
Rick: You mean, like chickens?
Magnum: No, I mean like this grill.
You're like a magnet for danger, Magnum. Why is that?
Higgins
I swear. Trouble follows you like toilet paper on a shoe.
T.C.
How come every time I do you a favor it ends up with me getting guns pointed in my face?
Rick
The thing I know is that even when you're hiding, you want a little taste of home.
Missing journalist, critical of the government that doesn't like criticism. Katia's right to be worried.
You'd be surprised what people would do for family.