Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 2 Episode 6: "Monster" Quotes
Dr. Martin: If you change your mind, my door is always open.
Lucifer: Well, feel free to shut it.
Peggy. Edgar. Your single life is dead.
Priest at wedding
Chloe: Seriously? A sex swing?
Maze: I know, right? Wanna hop on?
Chloe: Are you drunk?
Lucifer: I wish. Pesky supernatural metabolism keeps getting in the way.
You look like a homeless magician.
Chloe
Guilt is such a useless emotion.
Lucifer
Lucifer: Detective, I found you a lead.
Chloe: Where? In her mouth?
Lucifer: Yes, actually. I bet I can find more in her other orifices.
When are you going to get it? Inappropriate is what I do.
Lucifer
Are you trying to get in trouble, or are you trying to piss me off?
Chloe
Lucifer has never been one to face his emotions. Instead of looking in, he acts out.
Charlotte
Sure, I'll take your offspring for a walk.
Maze
Halloween is the one night you get to be whatever you want.
Trixie