Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
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We're not going to brunch with that villain.
Violet
Mr. Poe: Forgery? That's a very serious charge.
Violet: Not as serious as murder.
Here's Shammy.
Olaf
We've already made your acquaintance. You're Count Olaf.
Violet
Does anyone need a ride somewhere for a reasonable fee?
Taxi Driver
Follow me, but mind the rug. You might slip and break your necks.
Josephine
Violet: Do you live with our Aunt Josephine?
Josephine: I am your Aunt Josephine.
Old Woman: Should we kill him?
Olaf: He is coughing a lot. Let's see if he does of natural causes.
I must say these are some impressive response times for the country.
Mr. Poe
Mr. Poe: I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away.
Olaf: Or inches.
Mr. Poe: What was that?
Oh, fleeing the scene of a crime. Highly suspicious.
Olaf
Violet: Can't you see that? Anyone can see that.
Sunny: Except Mr. Poe, of course.