Whalen: Merry Christmas.
Reyes: It's three weeks early!

Stabler: I knew about the promotion and that you're disbanding the unit.
Bell: Wait... you already knew?
Stabler: You work with a bunch of detectives. What do you expect?

Stabler: We'll get a warrant.
Leonetti: Why do we need a warrant? We have probable cause.
Stabler: Which is why we can get a warrant. Don't worry. This isn't like Sicily. I have a friend.
Leonetti: You have a friend? This is exactly like Sicily.

Leonetti: You're sure Jet got us the right address?
Stabler: She's never wrong.

Bell: Where are you going with this?
Stabler: It's a hunch in search of a second opinion, but if I'm right we need to get into Teddy's apartment.

Bell: Where are we on that thumb drive?
Jet: Are we under a deadline?
Bell: Do we need to be under a deadline for you to do what I tell you to do?

Whelan: We can put a man on the moon and this is the best we can do for coffee?
Reyes: Some people say the moon landing is a hoax to spook the Russians.
Whelan: Some people are morons.
Jet: What's up, colleagues?
Reyes: Moon landing, real or fake?
Jet: Who says there's a moon?

Leonetti: Two years ago I had Abramov. I had a witness and I was going to get him protection but before it was approved, Abramov killed his wife and children. It was my fault.
Stabler: No.
Leonetti: We have 48 hours to catch this monster and I am not leaving without him.

Stabler: How did I do?
Leonetti: So which was it? Sarah or Janet?
Stabler: Neither. I didn't have an informant.

Leonetti: Who is this Elliot, following all these rules? It's not the cop I knew.
Stabler: Same cop, different rules.

We're talking guns, drugs... cut off the gold and turn it all off.

Bell

Whalen: What are you doing?
Stabler: Going for a little ride.
Whalen: I don't think this is what Bell meant by sit tight.

Law & Order: Organized Crime Quotes

Mob Boss: Why am I here?
Stabler: You know why I'm dressed like this? I just buried my wife.

Criminal: Say I was able to get a message to Mrs. Sinatra. What would I tell her?
Stabler: What happened in Puglisia didn't stay in Puglisia