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Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on ABCKevin (Probably) Saves the World Season 1 Episode 2: "Listen Up" Quotes
Kevin: I can be your haunted truck, Amy.
Amy: God you are so weird.
Yvette: Right now you're learning how to experience life's everyday miracles. How to listen to the universe.
Kevin: Are you stoned?
Yvette: It's simple. The universe will guide you to those who are in need of your help. That will build your spiritual power. And eventually your spirit will be strong enough to find the other righteous. You got it?
Look, you're trying. And I applaud you for that. But handing out flyers is, how should I put this? So stupid it makes me sad.
Yvette [to Kevin]
Listen, it's not a bad life. It's just not the one I wanted.
Jake
Wow humans are weird about sex.
Yvette
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