Jersey Shore Season 5 Quotes
He has a white a$$, oh my god.
JWOWW
He's got something on his chest, that's a lot of balls.
Pauly D
I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means, it looks cool, but no f#$king idea what it means.
Ronnie
I hope Vinny's like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn't home and we're just like roaming through his house.
Sammi
This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.
Deena
Today's GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.
Pauly D
I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.
Snooki
Yo forget this, let's go get Vinny. I can't take it anymore.
Pauly D
There's a hundred percent chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.
Situation
We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.
Deena
I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.
Sammi
You don't yank my new weave that I just got.
Sammi