Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.
Snooki
Our friendship is like a roller coaster, we hook up and then we yell at each other and then we don't talk to each other for a couple days.
Snooki
So are we together or are we single?
Sammi
The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.
Sammi
I have great sex with the kid.
JWoww
I am literally head over heels.
JWoww
I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.
Snooki
MVP's wearing plaid tonight. You know what that means.
Pauly
We treat guests with utmost respect.
Pauly
Everybody's chipping in hard.
Mike
I can do the worm pretty good.
Snooki
Ronnie: I definitely regret breaking my number one rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Sammi: There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. I'm alone. It's not a good feeling.