Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
Snooki
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
Snooki
That was one punch!
Ronnie
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
Situation
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands... she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
Vinny
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
Snooki
[on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.
Vinny
If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
Snooki
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
The Situation
No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.
Sammi
Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?
Vinny
I don't know if she's using that for protection.
Vinny
