Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2: "The Tanned Triangle" Quotes
My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
Snooki
Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
Snooki
I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
Snooki
Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.
Ronnie
[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
Ronnie
If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
Ronnie
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Jenni
Don't let the hair fool you, like, I'm not a bitch.
Pauly D
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
Pauly D
You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.
Sammi
When I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I'm pulling girls on stage and now... Vinny came out to play baby.
Vinny
Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!
Angelina