Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 11: "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)" Quotes
You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.
I look like a total tool, the spray tan is freezing cold, but I know that it's gonna be for a good cause, I'm gonna get tanned. Pain is beauty.
Vinny
I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!
Mike
I look like a pale freak. I feel like Vinny.
Snooki
It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.
Jenni
Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.
Snooki
[to Pauly] What is with that haircut man? Bride of Frankenstein ain't got nothin' on you!
Vinny's Cousin
I love Vinny's family, they're like my family ... old-school Italian, looks like a Guido Circus.
Pauly D
I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.
Pauly D