Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5: "The Letter" Quotes
Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron.
Angelina
[to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance.
Snooki
Pick three for each one of us, and the grenade just goes to sleep.
Vinny
I put the hippopotamus to bed.
The Situation
I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude.
The Situation
The Situation was a man in that situation.
Angelina
Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!
Snooki
I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl's number...
Sammi
She's f--king bugging out!
Vinny
Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.
Ronnie
I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?
Ronnie
If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.
JWoww