Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 1 Quotes
We'll see how nicknames develop.
Rogelio
There are many Jesus Christs, there is only one Jane.
Rogelio
Jane: You didn't get an epidural.
Alba: Why do you think your mother is an only child?
Is this as fast as you can go? Didn't you ever see Speed?
Gabrielle
I don't want to get a reputation of being difficut...again.
Rogelio
Rogelio: I'm not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.
Xo: Leprechauns aren't real.
Rogelio: I know what I saw!
Abort, abort. The situation, I mean.
I'd like to trust you. But I did that once, remember? And then you turned back into huge bitch again, basically.
Rogelio: Once I secure my Tony, all that remains is an E.G.O.
Alba: Pretty sure you've got that covered.
I get it. I just think you gave up the wrong thing.
Luisa
You know that feeling when a great idea comes to you? [ding, ding] OK, that was just a happy coincidence.
Narrator
Jane, I assume this parent trap was your doing. I love that movie, but this is not going to work.
Rogelio