You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.

Mac [to Dennis]

• Permalink: You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.
• Added: December 01, 2011

I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.

Dee

• Permalink: I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that...
• Added: December 01, 2011

That sounds the tits!

Frank

• Permalink: That sounds the tits!
• Added: December 01, 2011

What the shit is a thunder gun?

Frank

• Permalink: What the s**t is a thunder gun?
• Added: December 01, 2011

I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!

Mac

• Permalink: I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
• Added: November 17, 2011

I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.

Dennis [stoned out of his mind]

• Permalink: I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Let's get high in the back office.

Dennis [to Charlie]

• Permalink: Let's get high in the back office.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.

• Permalink: Why is your face so shiny? I had my face peeled off with chemi...
• Added: November 17, 2011

I'm not drinking bleach.

Bar patron to Charlie

• Permalink: I'm not drinking bleach.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.

Mac [to priest]

• Permalink: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!

Charlie [to Dennis]

• Permalink: Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
• Added: November 17, 2011

You look like Superman.

Dee [to Dennis]

• Permalink: You look like Superman.
• Added: November 17, 2011