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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes
Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?
Frank
You always liked me, so I thought you’d help me cope with it.
Pete
No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.
Dee
Could we, like, not talk about sucking penises? Or getting raped in the butt?
Charlie
Oh yeah, I remember that now.
Frank
You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!
Dennis
Get the demon and the goblin out and we got Pete!
Charlie
Oh, and also, he murdered and ate his family.
Mac
Did you grow up in a cartoon?
Dee
What! I’m not paying more taxes Dee! Don’t speak of it again!
Dennis
Mac: I don’t think you were there.
Cricket: I was there Mac, my whole face burned off, I was there.
He needs to be absolved so he can go crazy again.
Mac