How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 9: "Platonish" Quotes
Barney: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Lily: You and me.
Barney: Don't make me laugh Lily. You want to hit this so hard.
Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?
The Mother
And the only survivor was me, because I was upstairs banging Ted's mom. What? Get that blonde girl's phone number? Challenge accepted!
Barney
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