How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 22: "Good Crazy" Quotes
He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!
Marshall
All hail Beercules!
Marshall
Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same
Ted: Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to dick Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!
Please help me off the couch so I can storm out!
Lily
It's 2012! What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent while you're reading a newspaper at a book store?
Barney
Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?