Harry's Law Quotes
I could be mistaken Roseanna, but I think the oxygen to your brain is getting cut off by your panty hose. You couldn't beat me last time, and that's when you had a decent case.
Did the Tinsmith forget to give you a heart or something?
Tommy
Did you at least thank him before you slapped the cuffs on him?
Cassie: You want me to help you scam Medicaid?
Tommy: I do.
Harry: Can't we all just behave as grownups here?
Roseanna: No... I don't do that.
They like me, they like you, they don't like her. Let's get it done!
Puck
Remembering that I am an attorney and required by law to be opportunistic.
Ollie: Let me tell you something sport.
Adam: Adam.
Ollie: Don't try to get in my head.
Zack: He said good things would come. I was destine to get into Harvard.
Harry: He who? Did God tell you that you would get into Harvard?
Forgive me Pastor, but are you by chance a prick?
Pastor: Are you a Christian Ms. Korn?
Harry: No, I'm Jewish.
Pastor: Ah!
Ok let's pretend for the moment I care. You want to what.. sue? And pay me on a teacher's salary, which you no longer have.