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Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyHappy! Season 2 Episode 1: "The War on Easter" Quotes
This place is depressing, Nick. I'm so glad you've evolved and are such a total wizard zen master of your darker impulses.
Happy
Your imagination is a pretty effed up place to live, Nick. You know that, right?
Happy
Teacher: I understand you've had a change of career recently.
Nick: What's that have to do with the price of ass in Pittsburgh?
I mean, I like marshmallow peeps as much as the next guy. I ate a whole bag on the plane ride over.
Sonny
We're gonna Make Easter Great Again for the first time.
Sonny
Nick: How the hell's anybody supposed to keep their head above water in this stinkin' town without killin' people?
Passenger: Right here is good.
Nick: I thought you said uptown?
Holy giblets! I'm standing in the middle of a goddamned gold mine of blood and guts!
Nick
I'm Scooter frickin' Sterling!
Scooter
My safe word is Tallahassee.
Scooter