Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 7: "The Code War" Quotes
Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.
Brad
Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
Max [to Penny]
I look like a quaalude dealer.
Dave
You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
Penny [about Dave's perm]
He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.
Brad
All codes are off!!!
Max [to Dave]
I was too busy working to get work married.
Jane
It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!
Brad
Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.
Brad [to Jane]
I went playground, you went hairband.
Max
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