Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 11: "Meat the Parrots" Quotes
I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!
Max
Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.
Dave
You make a sexy sandwich son.
Big Dave
You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.
Max [to Alex]
Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.
Max
Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?
Alex
Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?
Alex
Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.
Jane
My dad got bangs!
Penny
Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!