Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 12: "Makin' Changes!" Quotes
It's like he's squatting in a vacant Bennigans.
Penny
It's 2012, welcome to sexytown, population Jeffrey!
Penny
Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.
Jane
It's kind of my date V, I get V in this V.
Dave
I call it my emergen-tee.
Dave
You guys are addicted to these addiction shows.
Dave [to Alex and Max]
I don't want no scrub, scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Penny
Don't change for a guy, meet a guy and change him.
Jane
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
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