Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 14: "Everybody Loves Grant" Quotes
It's called taking "predemptive" measures.
Max
Check it out bro! Twinsies!
Brad [to Grant]
Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.
Penny
Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single girl, Brad's the married one, and Alex is the one with the store.
Dave
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with us.
Jane
Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.
Max
This is not the time for jokes guys. Especially when this is the fattest I've ever been. How could you let me out of the house looking this fat?
Max
C'mon guys, you always leave me hanging with the dirty sound effects.
Dave