Owen, you want kids.

Cristina

People change, but they don't change.

Meredith

Who would've thought Kepner would find someone as dorky as she is?

Alex

That's my human shish kabob!

April

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Meredith

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Cristina

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

Cristina

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Cristina

I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!

April

I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.

Alex

We are throwing Bailey under the bus.

Derek

Grey's Anatomy Season 9 Quotes

I remember getting the bugs out of Arizona's leg.

Cristina

That ass doesn't quit!

Callie