Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes
PRESTON: "I've never done a bovine replacement before, I don't know what I'm doing."
CRISTINA: "So look it up, research it and get someone to assist you."
PRESTON: "It’s not that easy."
CRISTINA: "This is a problem that has a solution, Burke. There are a lot of problems that don't."
CRISTINA: "Look, if you think you’re gonna get any, think again. I'm not in the mood."
PRESTON: "I'm not in the mood either."
CRISTINA: "Good. What do you want?"
PRESTON: "Nothing, I just haven't seen you all day."
CRISTINA: "So I'm working."
GEORGE: "How’s a pompous cocky jackass like you always have women all over him?"
ALEX: "Little bluebell pills. Lots of them."
GEORGE: "Oh, c'mon."
ALEX: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. O'Malley, you think too much. Can’t you see it? You gotta dance and jab, dance and jab! Like me. I am the Ali of this place."
"You're into me. I can tell. Dr. Small and Angry was a hot appetizer, but you, doc, are a smorgasbord of lust."
PATIENT
"Well, you were wrong. You don't always get what you expect do you."
MEREDITH
CRISTINA: "Dr. Bailey, I want off the psychic case, I'll take whatever you've got. Can I switch?"
MIRANDA: "Ask nicely."
CRISTINA: "What? This is me doing nicely."
MEREDITH: "Where'd you grow up? What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Where'd you spend your summer vacations?"
DEREK: "Oh, lighten up. It'll be good for your blood pressure."
MEREDITH: "Don't you tell me to lighten up. I'll lighten up when I... feel light."
MEREDITH: "Give me something to go on. Anything! What are your grandparents’ names?"
DEREK: "I don't have grandparents."
MEREDITH: "I want facts, and until I get them, my pants are staying on."
DEREK: "Or you could just roll with it, be flexible. See what happens."
MEREDITH: "I'm not flexible."
DEREK: [laughs] "Now there I disagree... We'll find these things out. That's the fun part, you know? That's the gravy."
"I'm a surgeon, I don't have any friends."
DEREK
OTHER INTERN: "He thinks his seizures are visions"
PATIENT: "Hello, they’re not seizures, I’m psychic."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, and I’m a chicken."
CRISTINA: "Okay, you know the talking part?"
LADY AT CLINIC: "Yeah?"
CRISTINA: "I’m not interested."
