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Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 9 Episode 21: "Sleeping Monster" Quotes
Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.
So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.
Meredith
We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.
Cristina
Babies come out. People poop on the table.
Cristina
People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.
Cristina
I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!
April
I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.
Alex
We are throwing Bailey under the bus.
Derek
Your job is to cooperate.
Webber